lynx91 发表于 2007-7-5 11:15:00

智擒孔方兄

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">和西洋蛮夷不同,我国</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5000</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">年来一直都是礼仪之邦,人们讲的是仁、义、礼、智、信,在人生的信条里,从来就没有钱这个东西的位置。西洋蛮夷才作什么事都事先订立合同,上来就讨论钱的问题。我们的行事风格是:事成之后,必有重谢!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">但人也有无奈之时,当每次要用到那种成叠的、厚厚的、并且能‘哗、哗’作响的东西时,我们常不好意思地、侧目、掩面、羞羞地叫那东西为‘孔方兄’。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我们羞于见到的那东西,有时还是挺有用的,可以‘换’来房子、车、和大个的钻石,有了这三种东西,我们几乎战无不胜,你那原本空着的窝历时就充满了生机,并且以后也有一种生生不息的味道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">‘孔方兄’那东西也挺‘鬼’的,你一把没抓住,它就乱跑,身形有点像黄鳝。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人们抓‘孔方兄’有各自的办法和优势,从古至今,各国都有关于‘抓’那家伙的规则,称之为法律,规定有些捕捉‘孔方兄’的方法是不可以的,比如,那东西揣在别人的怀里时,你就不能随意去‘捉’,大家称这种方式为‘抢’。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是一个很笨的家伙,笨且愚,捉拿‘孔方兄’时,常常力不从心,那东西常从手上溜走,看着别人捕捉时的矫健身影,心里着实热热的,因为最近有些事情要分析行业,研究了一下,关于何处有‘孔方兄’,鄙人倒是略知一二,记下了几笔,因不敢独享,供列位最近有猎捕‘孔方兄’的意图的哥们参考一下,有大志者不必看,一来污了慧眼,二来矮了壮志。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">具体内容如下:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">由于经济形势一直高涨,航运业近几年特别景气,中小造船、修船厂的生意很好,鄙人同学一帮在开修船厂,技术人员的工资也比较高,水平中等可以上万。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">现在钢铁业也比较兴旺,你找一个大型的设计院,大约每月可以挣</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1—1.5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万,假如混个小头目,还能高些。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">找个欧美的能源型公司,中等水平大约每月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1.5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">假如你水平行,有特殊的手艺,会调小转炉,一年可以挣</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">50—60</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">中等网站的中层人员,现在大约每月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2---4.5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">6<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">假如你能四海混事,可以专门作技术谈判,每周按</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">天工作,大约一周</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">7<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">水平差点,你也许可以作翻译,中等水平,大约每天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">800</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">圆。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">8<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">水平再差点,可以替别人写点什么东西,小说和散文大约每字一圆,大约一天可以写</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><FONT face="Times New Roman">8000</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">字,但第二天就得歇一天。,技术类东西稍贵,一般是按篇,和字数也有关系。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">混事简单吧!也就是说,只要你的要求不高,你的四周遍布着‘孔方兄’你只要下手抓,猛抓即可,但心里要默念:钱是王八蛋,花了还能赚!要象念佛般地心诚。你要是羞于见到‘孔方兄’,闭上眼抓也可以,但几率小了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.25"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">相信你不会像我这样笨,一定会成功的,抓到那东西以后要请大家吃饭,否则,仁义礼智信被你弄丢了,送你去西洋移民,再别回来,想象杨振宁那样‘落叶归根’都不许。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 250%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

为之奕 发表于 2016-3-15 16:56:06

心里要默念:钱是王八蛋,花了还能赚!要象念佛般地心诚。

品茶论剑 发表于 2019-5-21 22:26:35

心里要默念:钱是王八蛋,花了还能赚!要象念佛般地心诚。

zixiu99 发表于 2019-5-22 07:45:40

心里要默念:钱是王八蛋,花了还能赚!要像念佛般地心诚。
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